Cheating Husband Sends Divorce Letter, But His Wife’s Response Leaves Him Speechless

Some stories just stick with you, and this one will have you chuckling while appreciating its mix of drama, revenge, and an unexpected twist. It’s the kind of tale that makes you think twice about how things can turn around when you least expect it.

This story begins with a husband writing a letter to his wife, asking for a divorce after seven years of marriage. But it’s his wife’s clever response that really steals the show. Let’s dive into the husband’s letter and see how his wife brilliantly flips the situation.

Husband’s Letter:

Dear Wife,

I’m writing to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. We’ve been married for seven years, and I’ve been nothing but a good husband to you, but I haven’t received anything in return. These last few weeks have been the hardest of my life, and the final straw came today when I learned from your boss that you left your job.

Last week, I went out of my way for you—I cooked your favorite meal, got a fresh haircut, and even bought new silk boxers. When you came home, you didn’t notice any of it. You barely ate, watched your soap operas, and went straight to bed without even acknowledging me. I feel like you don’t want to be intimate anymore, and you don’t show me any love.

The truth is, I believe you’ve stopped caring about me, or maybe you’re cheating. Either way, I can’t take it anymore, so I’m leaving you.

Your Ex-Husband

P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your sister and I are moving to West Virginia together. I wish you the best and hope you have a great life!

Wife’s Response:

Dear Ex-Husband,

I must say, getting your letter really made my day! It’s true, we’ve been married for seven years, but being a good husband is more than what you think.

You wonder why I watch my TV shows? Well, they help drown out your endless complaining. I did notice your new haircut, but I was raised to stay quiet if I couldn’t say something nice—and honestly, you looked like a girl. So, I kept my mouth shut.

You cooked my “favorite meal”? Funny, because you forgot I stopped eating pork seven years ago. In fact, the dish you made was my sister’s favorite, not mine.

And as for your new silk boxers? I didn’t comment because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, and guess what? My sister borrowed $50 from me that same day—quite the coincidence.

Despite all of this, I still cared about you and believed we could work things out. Then, I won $10 million in the lottery. I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But by the time I got home, you were already gone.

I guess everything happens for a reason. I hope you find the life you’ve always wanted. Oh, and thanks to the letter you sent, my lawyer says you won’t get a penny from my winnings. Take care!

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich and Free!